⚰️ CFO: Chief Funeral Officer — Travel Mug
⚰️ CFO: Chief Funeral Officer — Travel Mug
This mug comes emotionally preserved. It’s the official cup for corporate heartbreak, stalled projects, and vanished dreams. Whether you’re nursing a postmortem or staying hydrated during a farewell meeting, this keepsake says: You laid it to rest. You made it through. And you’re not exhuming it anytime soon. Ideal for sly sipping, grief ceremonies, and keeping your silence under legal protection.
• Made with stainless steel
• Lead and BPA-free materials used
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
25 oz (739 ml) size:
• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Comes with a plastic press-in lid
40 oz (1183 ml) size:
• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
• Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid
Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.
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