This mug doesn’t hold coffee—it holds power. Featuring a trench-coated figure in sunglasses, armed with ghost-banishing brew and emotional armor, this relic is the official drinkware of burnout exorcisms, Slack hauntings, and legally binding silence. Whether you’re sipping through a cursed meeting or hydrating during a passive-aggressive performance review, this mug testifies: You’re not possessed. You’re just professionally haunted.
Perfect for morning rituals, PTO gospel, and emotional subpoena prep.
• Made with stainless steel • Lead and BPA-free materials used • Hand-wash only • Blank product sourced from China
25 oz (739 ml) size:
• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm) • Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm) • Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm) • Comes with a plastic press-in lid
40 oz (1183 ml) size:
• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm) • Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm) • Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm) • Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid
Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.
