☕️ “YOUR EMAIL WILL NEVER FIND ME” MUG Perfect for those dodging their inbox and devoted to espresso. This mug is more than just a vessel—it’s a symbol of emotional getaway. Featuring a white body with tan panels, it declares: “YOUR EMAIL WILL NEVER FIND ME.” Accompanied by a cat clutching its cup like a ticket to a vacation with no contact. No forwarding. No read receipts. Just quiet moments and coffee. Part of the PTO Gospel collection, it’s crafted for anyone checked out mentally, legally, and spiritually. It’s less about caffeine, more about vanishing. Warning: May provoke out-of-office replies and escape vibes—best avoided by urgency addicts.
• Made with stainless steel • Lead and BPA-free materials used • Hand-wash only • Blank product sourced from China
25 oz (739 ml) size:
• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm) • Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm) • Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm) • Comes with a plastic press-in lid
40 oz (1183 ml) size:
• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm) • Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm) • Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm) • Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid
Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.
