Slack Sabotage: Holiday Doctrine Edition isn’t your typical festive mug. With its white body and evasive message, it’s made for those who prefer to stay emotionally checked out during the season. The statement says it all: “LIE DOWN. SIP. DENY EVERYTHING THIS HOLIDAY SEASON.” Translation: skipping parties, ignoring group chats, and staying comfortably low-key and hydrated. Part of the Slack Sabotage collection, this mug is for anyone treating holiday cheer like a summons—unread, untouched, and firmly declined. It’s less about celebration and more about getting through. Warning: may prompt sudden escapes from family drama, inbox pressure, and fake festive spirit.
• Made with stainless steel • Lead and BPA-free materials used • Hand-wash only • Blank product sourced from China
25 oz (739 ml) size:
• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm) • Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm) • Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm) • Comes with a plastic press-in lid
40 oz (1183 ml) size:
• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm) • Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm) • Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm) • Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid
Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.
