👜 HUMBLE YOURSELF • YOU WERE ONCE A SPERM • Tote bag

This tote isn’t just any bag—it’s a biological reminder with bold red handles. Perfect for those carrying feelings, memories, or whatever weighs on their heart. Whether it's groceries, grudges, or family stories, this spacious and stylish tote nudges you to remember: you began life as a tiny swimmer with no control and no cool factor. Carry what matters in style and with a wink.

• 100% polyester
• Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (39 × 39 cm)
• Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l)
• Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg)
• Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length: 26″ (67 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm)
• The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location