🧬 HUMBLE YOURSELF • YOU WERE ONCE A SPERM • LAPTOP Sleeve

Before the bio, before the Wi-Fi password, before the big pitch—you were a swimmer. This laptop sleeve isn’t just about protection; it’s about keeping your perspective sharp. Lightweight and snug, it features a padded zipper and a cozy faux fur lining to guard against scratches. Plus, its water, oil, and heat-resistant material ensures your sleeve stays as fresh and sharp as you, any day of the week!

• 100% neoprene
• 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
• 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
• Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
• Snug fit
• Faux fur interior lining
• Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
• Padded zipper binding
• Blank product sourced from China