Confessional Capacity: 25 oz or 40 oz
Testimony Material: Stainless steel, BPA-free, lead-free, spill-proof lid
Sip from satire. This travel mug doesn’t just hold your drink—it holds your contradictions. Featuring the bold declaration “I’LL BE YOUR PLAYTHING, YOUR WIFE, AND YOUR BILLS TOO” alongside a kiss of lips, this relic is built for emotional multitasking. Whether you’re commuting through heartbreak or sipping through holy delusion, this mug keeps your beverage hot and your boundaries hotter.
• Made with stainless steel
• Lead and BPA-free materials used
• Hand-wash only
• Blank product sourced from China
25 oz (739 ml) size:
• Height: 7.9″ (20 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.3″ (8.4 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.7″ (7 cm)
• Comes with a plastic press-in lid
40 oz (1183 ml) size:
• Height: 10.4″ (26.5 cm)
• Upper diameter: 3.9″ (9.9 cm)
• Bottom diameter: 2.9″ (7.4 cm)
• Comes with a plastic straw and screw-on lid
Caution! To prevent steam pressure buildup, always open the lid before placing it on a hot drink.
