?? Believe in Your Sugar Daddy Instead – The Suitcase (MEDIUM)

?? Trust Your Sugar Daddy Instead – The Suitcase Loaded with Delusion, Devotion, and Direct Deposits. This cheeky piece of satire flips the usual script and turns it into a travel anthem.

More than just luggage—it’s a moving manifesto for those carrying hope, receipts, and a sprinkle of Venmo history. Travel smarter with smooth 360° wheels, a secure built-in lock, spacious compartments, and clever inner pockets. Stylish, sturdy, and playful, this suitcase is ready to be your ultimate travel companion.

• 100% polycarbonate front
• Black ABS back hard-shell
• Sizes: Small (22″ × 14″ × 9″), Medium (26″ × 18″ × 10″), Large (30″ × 20″ × 11″) with optional extended storage
• 4 double-wheels with 360° swivel
• 2 inner pockets
• Built-in safety lock
• Blank product sourced from China