??? I’LL BE YOUR PLAYTHING, YOUR WIFE, AND YOUR BILLS TOO – The Suitcase (SMALL)

The Suitcase That Holds Devotion, Drama, and Direct Deposits

This one is dripping with emotional satire. Its brown label feels like a love contract signed in lipstick and heartbreak. More than just luggage—it’s a tribute to those who love fiercely, bill generously, and still arrive in stilettos.

Travel just leveled up. Smooth-rolling 360° wheels, secure built-in lock, and roomy compartments—with extra space in the large size—make it your ultimate travel sidekick. Stylish, sturdy, and organized, this suitcase is ready to handle your adventures with flair.

• 100% polycarbonate front 
• Black ABS back hard-shell
• Sizes: Small (22″ × 14″ × 9″), Medium (26″ × 18″ × 10″), Large (30″ × 20″ × 11″) with optional extended storage
• 4 double-wheels with 360° swivel
• 2 inner pockets
• Built-in safety lock
• Blank product sourced from China