This isn’t just an apron—it’s a seasonal intervention. Whether you’re raking leaves or raking someone’s emotional history, this relic wraps you in fall’s finest dysfunction. Featuring bold typography and unapologetic truth, it’s perfect for stirring soup, stirring drama, or both.
• 100% polyester • Size: 27.6″ × 30.3″ (70 cm × 77 cm) • Weight: 10.9 oz (310 g) • Button-adjustable black twill straps • One size fits most • Blank product sourced from China
